HOW TO DECEIVE YOUR ENEMIES

HELLO
WELCOME
THIS IS HOW TO DECEIVE YOUR ENEMIES
INTO THINKING
YOU ARE 'NOT EVIL'

YOU'RE A BLOODY FOOL IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW THIS GUIDE

THIS WORKS FOR OVER 9000%
GUARANTEED

AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT
WE WILL FIGHT
THE WINNER WILL HAVE HONOR AND GLORY FOREVER
AND THE RIGHT TO BE RIGHT

YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO FIGHT ME THOUGH
I AM EVIL
TRULY EVIL
AND I MEAN TRULY
EVIL

SO DON'T BE AN ASS
JUST DO AS I SAY

OKAY THAT WAS ALL